If you got past the conspiracy theories, mud slinging, “softening” on positions, media frenzy and general acrimony of the the 2016 election that was all the news yesterday, (I think they should load both candidates up with beer, escort them to a mud pit, let them go one-on-one and winner take all, but that’s a rant for another day) you may have stumbled across an article about potentially habitable planet Proxima b. Located outside of our solar system, Proxima b is apparently the closest potentially habitable planet to Earth at just over 4 light years away which, by my bubba math, is about 24 trillion miles. That’s one hell of a road trip, and reminds me of my 1979 Honda Civic which looks and drives like its traveled a couple trillion miles.
Suffice it to say, neither my Honda not any conventional spacecraft is going to be humping it to Proxima b anytime soon. We’re going to have to come up with a new mode of travel more in line with the make believe world of Star Wars or Star Trek.
So here’s a question. Have you ever seen a cockroach either appear or disappear? If you are like me, the short answer is, NO and YES respectively. Where I come from, lots of folks call the big ones Palmetto bugs and when they appear they generally cause women and adolescent girls to scream, old folks to swoon, men to go for a shoe or magazine, and children to ask their parents if they can hop on and go for a ride.
Anyway, I have never seen a cockroach enter a room. Not once in my life. They simply appear.
Walk into a room, poof, they are in the middle of the carpet. Turn on a light, poof, they are traipsing across the wall, look up from a book and they are strolling along a counter top.
Unless you nail them with a shoe or magazine (which requires light speed, I might add), more often than not, they simply disappear into thin air . You aim, fire, miss then lift up the sock they just ran under and poof, they are gone, or the notebook, or the chair or the wall hanging. They simply vanish. Get my drift?
So I am thinking, perhaps the best way to Proxima b is by way of understanding the cockroach. If they appear from thin air and then disappear into thin air, who’s to say they aren’t the ticket to understanding long distance space travel? If they can do it, why can’t we? Heck, they are probably already Proxima b already. Light years ahead of us.