Why job interviews are the most awkward things ever

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Lot’s of interviewing going on in my circle lately. This is a list that could grow on forever and never cease to be funny.

A Girl In Europe

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It doesnt matter if its in person or by telephone still so AWKWARD

  • It’s basically talking about yourself for half an hour and in that time realising you are a fantasticly average person.
  • You have to dress all fancy (that means NO leggings).
  • The answer ‘I just really need money in order to survive’ is not a valid response.
  • You have to pretend that time you were school lunch monitor in year 5 was the most valuable leadership training you ever had.
  • The reality: it probably was the best leadership training you ever had.
  • You realise how much high school did NOT prepare you for this situation.
  • The stress of pretending to be a dazzling and charming person raises your blood pressure…a lot.
  • Being terrible at handshakes.
  • Words suddenly don’t seem to form sentences in your head and you’re sweating…definately sweating.
  • There’s other people waiting there and you know only…

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